Thursday, 27 September 2007

Brilliant Questions and Brilliant Answers

If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go?
Into the political account

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
The one who tasted the previous version… (Only then can he say whether it is improved or not!)

What is the speed of darkness?
The speed of light in its reverse direction. (When light goes off, it’s dark, right?)

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
We cannot see the air hostess in “black box”… what’s the fun in traveling?

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
The one who copied it.

Can you cry under water?
It is shared. When I go under water, others will cry.

Why do people say, "You've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)
But dogs don’t sleep at nights.

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
The higher the value, the higher the position.

Do fish ever get thirsty? (Let me ask and tell)
Of course yes. If you can live in air and still breathe air, why cant fish live in water and drink it?

Can you get cornered in a round room? (By ones eyes)
Yes, that was appraisal meeting room ;-)

Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (Tonight I will stay and watch)
Because they already fell asleep

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
The fruit, in the above line.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Is a sweet heart made of sweet?

What should one call a male ladybird?
What ever you call, it won’t come to you.

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
If they didn’t then the doctor didn’t do a good job.

Can you blow a balloon up under water?
If you can fill water into balloon in air media, then you can fill air into balloon in water media.

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (Strange isn't it)
It is in “maintenance” phase

If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
We would listen to yesterday’s programs

If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
The head lights will glow

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
The idiot box is grouped with some idiots watching it. All together is a set

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Depends on what that “piece” means, and its dimensions.

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Rules are meant to be broken, (after all the law also needs some work and salary.)

Right to Emergency Care - Supreme Court Ruling

The Supreme Court of India has ruled that all injured persons especially in the case of road traffic accidents, assaults, etc., when brought to a hospital / medical centre, have to be offered first aid, stabilized and shifted to a higher centre / government centre if required.

It is only after this that the hospital can demand payment or complete police formalities. In case you are a bystander and wish to help someone in an accident, please go ahead and do so. Your responsibility ends as soon as you leave the person at the hospital. The hospital bears the responsibility of informing the police, first aid, etc.

Please do inform your family and friends about these basic rights so that we all know what to do in the hour of need.

You may have to remember this reference:

Case No: Appeal (civil) 919 of 2007
Date of Judgment: 23/02/2007
Judegement by Supreme Court, India.

Lets be educated about the law.